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Ke pass patakha chala diya
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Laat maar di.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hua aur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab mujh se sheetan ne
ye kaam karvaya”
.
.
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Aur bola
Abe jhoot bolta hai
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GAND mar rhe the
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Genral:
Kyu..?
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Wardi per koe dagh lage.
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.
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.
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Fakhar se boli
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.
.
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